500+ Funny Whatsapp Status Message in Hindi and English

Funny Whatsapp Status: Funny is a weird part of our life. It's weird but it's all-important to survive into life. Nobody can argue on this that funny things a most important part of our life, to pursue our journey in this world. So these days we have found many new things which make us happy, or feel happy, on which we laugh or on which we love. Fun is the second name of love I would say. This relates to each of them. I would say. Coming to the point. In this article, you will get Funny status for Whatsapp in one line, Best funny Whatsapp status and Whatsapp status in English funny etc...

Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes 2019

Funny WhatsApp status Messages


Though the new technology is enhancing day by day so to make a human feel good. And for feeling good to human is to make them happy and the most important thing is Fun to make one person happy so these days Whatsapp, hike, facebook, Instagram, are doing this for us. It's the best way to connect with others and with our friends and to share feelings with them together. So for make them funny or to the people which we are contacting is most important that we should have some good jolly nature. For this, we use funny methods to make each one happy. So the best way is to share something on Whatsapp to make happy to our friends is to by sending them Funny WhatsApp message and by having the Funny WhatsApp status.

So, check the list of WhatsApp funny status Below :

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. 
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. 
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. 
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 
War does not determine who is right – only who is left. 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. 
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. 
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were. 
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. 
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 
When in doubt, mumble. 
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. 
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen. 
Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.


Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Funny Whatsapp status in Hindi

In this subheading, you will get WhatsApp status in Hindi funny.. share With friends
शादीशुदा लाइफ का मजा ही कुछ अलग...है 😍😍😍😍 खाने को मिले या ना मिले, सुनने को भरपूर मिल जाता है... 
हर वक़्त नया चेहरा, हर वक़्त नया वजूद, इंसान ने आईने को, हैरत में डाल दिया है...! 
Diabetes का डर इतना बढ़ गया है के मीठा खाना तो छोड़ ही दिया है बल्कि मीठा बोलना भी छोड़ दिया है 
इंसान हो तो सच्चे रहो बाकी,,, झूठे तो बर्तन भी होते है 😃 
*हर किसी को सफ़ाई मत दीजिये* *आप इंसान हैं, डिटर्जेंट नहीं...* 
बहुत अच्छा लगता है उन रिश्तेदारों के घर जाना, जो जाते ही कहते हैं कि बेटा वाइफ़ाई का पास्वर्ड लो और आराम से अपना घर समझ के बैठो 😂 
क्या फायदा ऐसी मोहब्बत का... कि मैं उदास रहूँ और तू सोया रहे.. 
जिसको भी देखा रोते हुए देखा... मुझे तो ये मोहब्बत टिशु पेपर कम्पनी की साजिश लगती है 
एक बार देखा था उसने मेरी तरफ मुस्कुराते हुए, बस! इतनी सी हकीकत है, बाकी सब कहानिया है 
बहुत देखा जीवन में समझदार बन कर पर ख़ुशी हमेशा पागल बनने पर आयी। 
जिंदगी का खेल शतरंज से भी मज़ेदार होता है, लोग हारते भी है तो अपनी ही रानी से 
किस किस का नाम लें, अपनी बरबादी मेँ; बहुत लोग आये थे दुआयेँ देने शादी मेँ ! 
ये सोच कर की शायद वो खिड़की से झाँक ले, उसकी गली के बच्चे आपस में लड़ा दिए मैंने 
आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नहीं होता अगर औरतें इतने सवाल न करती 
कोई शिकायत अपने दिल में कभी नहीं रखना, यह आपके स्वास्थ्य के लिए हानिकारक हो सकता है


Whatsapp Status in Hindi funny short

चार बोटल ‪पेपसी‬ ...कार मेरी ‪‎टेक्सी‬..फोन मेरा ‪गेलेक्सी‬..माल मेरा ‪सेक्सी‬ ???? 
कुछ लोगो की सेल्फी देखकर लगता हैं कि उनके फोन में फ्रंट कैमरे की जगह पिस्तौल होनी चाहिए थी 
स्टेटस पड़ने के अलावा कुछ और भी काम हैं के नहीं 
पढ पढ के हो गया BORE और उपर से ऐ KATRINA ,केह रही है तेरी Ore तेरी Ore. 
बदनाम तो केवल दारु है,वरना किडनी और लिवर तो मैगी ने ही ख़राब किये हैँ । 
मेरी Girlfriend भी iPhone 7 जैसी है.. अभी तक Launch नहीं हुई 
इतना भी मत घुमा ऐ जिन्दगी मै शहर का शायर हु कोई MRF का टायर नही 
अंग्रेजी की किताब बन गई हो तुम | पसंद तो आती हो पर समझ् मे नही || 
घर वालो चिन्ता है इसको कोन मिलेगी, ओर दोस्तो चिन्ता है इसको ओर कितनी मिलेगी ???? 
पढ़ना लिखना त्याग, नक़ल से रख आस, ओढ़ रजाई सो जा बेटा, रब करेगा पास

WhatsApp status in Hindi funny attitude

वो मेरी न हुई तो ईसमेँ हैरत की कोई बात नहीँ,
क्योँकि शेर से दिल लगाये बकरी की ईतनी औकात नही. 
सुन पगली Senty होना हमारी फितरत में नहीं,
भाग रे छोरी ये लड़का तेरी किस्मत में नहीं. 
रूठा है वो इस तरह जैसे मैं सच में उसे मना लूंगा,
उसे क्या पता इतने वक्त में तो मै 10 और पटा लूंगा।। 
इश्क़❤ में अपना एक☝ ही उसूल😌,,,,
तू👸 भी क़ुबूल😍 तेरी सहेली👧भी क़ुबूल😍....❗❗ 
कुछ लड़कियाँ👸 मुझ जैसे हँसते-खेलते😌 लड़के को,,,,
I Love You❤ बोलकर जिंदा लाश😖 बना देती है....❗❗ 
हम लड़के😎 वो प्राणी👥 है जो दिन⛅ में कई बार,,,,
लड़कियो👸 से सच्चा वाला प्यार❤ कर लेते है 😜😍....❗❗ 
मस्जिद की खीर भी खाते है,मंदिर का लड्डू भी खाते है!!
जो भूखे और गरीब है साहिब,वो मजहब कहाँ समझ पाते है!!😊😊 
सच्चा प्यार❤ वही जो या तो मुक्कमल😍 हो जाये 😊,,,,
या फिर आपके भविष्य✨ को बर्बाद😖 कर जाए।😇....❗

WhatsApp status funny

WhatsApp status funny

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. 
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? 
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. 
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. 
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever. 
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. 
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score? 
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone. 


 Funny status for Whatsapp in one line 

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 
I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. 
I like to work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. 
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. 
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. 
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. 
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. 
You’re never too old to learn something stupid. 
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


Best funny Whatsapp status

Best funny Whatsapp status

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go. 
I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. 
I like to work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. 
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila. 
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. 
There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away. 
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. 
You’re never too old to learn something stupid. 
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.


Whatsapp funny status in Hindi

mera Look apne andar install mat kar,
Warna tera Dil kahin Hang na ho jaye. 
Malala Jaisi Ney Nobel Prize Jeet Liya,
Or Tum Ne Abhi Tak Mera Dil Bhi Nahin Jeeta??. 
जिसे भुला दिया सो भुला दिया,
फिर एक ही शब्द याद रहता है, #Wнo_αʀE_ㄚσㄩ. 
Attitude dikhana #Hame bhi aata he #pagli. Par Mom ne…. …. ….
Ladkiyo ki #Izzat krna sikhaya he. 
pagli‬ tu facebook‬ k baat karti hai,
huM to ‎OLX‬ pe bhi ladKi set‬ kR lete hai.



Final words:
Keep checking this post we will be updating this Funny Whatsapp Status every week. and don't forget to share this post on Funny Whatsapp Status to your friend and most important don't forget to put this Funny Whatsapp Status and Also don't you forget to send this funny WhatsApp status messages to your friend.

0 Comments